[808 beats and vocal beatboxing] [Old school beatbox and turntable scratches] [CHORUS] Somebody farted! (Uh-oh-a-oh, uh-oh-a-oh) somebody farted! [Verse 1] Somebody farted, standin at the Welfare line! Not sure whose behind- it wasnt mine! Like the Red Sea, the line just parted, cuz some nasty sucker KNEW he just had farted! The dance floors jumpin, & the place is packed! Somebody ripped one off- everybody moved back! People pointin fingers- grabbed my girl & we departed, cuz some nasty sucker on the FLOOR just farted! (REPEAT CHORUS) [VERSE 2] Its a crowded elevator, want to get off fast! Bing-bang-boom, sounds like machine gun blast! People started screamin- now, everybody pause. Whoever passed that off, betta check them dirty drawers! Went to see The Hammer, live onstage! Above the bass, a fart sounded like a twe-elve Gauge! The fart was bad, singed my girlfriends big weave. I grabbed her by the hair, said, Girl, we gots-ta leave! (REPEAT CHORUS) [Verse 3] At the dinner table, wont believe whats happnin! Somebody passed off a wet booty a-slappin! The food was bad, & the fart made no improvement. Told the waiter to check himself fo a bowel movement! Were cruisin in my car, down the street. My girl, she says, Excuse me. & she farted TO THE BEAT! I couldnt believe it- my girl is too sweet! She did it again- ripped a hole in my seat! [2ND CHORUS ] My girlie farted! (Uh-oh-a-oh, uh-oh-a-oh) my girlie farted! SPOKEN Hey baby, whats wrong witchoo? You been fartin round town all this time, you didnt tell me about it! You better check your panties...you aint wearin no panties? Well then, check ya pants! Im gonna tell ya somethin...that last one was real wet...yes, it was! Thats OK, whatcha have for dinner last night? -Red beans, huh? Yeah, thats what ya had, red beans! You red bean-eatin, fartin woman...I tell ya- get out my car, get out my car right now! Whatcha mean, you stuck to the seat? Aw, man, you disgusting slob! Somebody help me out here! [Reprise] [Outro] [End]

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